Thursday, October 17, 2024

Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 316 & Part 317 / Hunter's Moon …

 
Because something is happening here
but you don't know what it is
Do you, Mr. Jones?


It's Hunter's Moon. A hunter called Hunter is hunting a buck under a Hunter's Moon because it is hunting season. Let's call him Hunter Jones.

I was down at the New Amsterdam
Staring at this yellow-haired girl
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation
With a black-haired flamenco dancer


I know songs mentioning Mr. Jones and Mrs. Jones.
Maybe I should check them for names of cities and places in the titles.

Me and Mrs. Jones
We got a thing going on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong to let it go now


Nobody stands in between me and my man
It's me and Mr. Jones
(Me and Mr. Jones)

My head aches …
And yet, there are city songs to guess …

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Hunter's Moon

Yes, I′m being followed by a moonshadow
Moonshadow, moonshadow
Leaping and hopping on a moonshadow
Moonshadow, moonshadow

And if I ever lose my hands
Lose my plow, lose my land
Oh, if I ever lose my hands
Oh, if, I won't have to work no more

And if I ever lose my eyes
If my colours all run dry
Yes, if I ever lose my eyes
Oh, if, I won′t have to cry no more

Yes, I'm being followed by a moonshadow
Moonshadow, moonshadow
Leaping and hopping on a moonshadow
Moonshadow, moonshadow

And if I ever lose my legs
I won't moan, and I won′t beg
Oh, if I ever lose my legs
Oh, if, I won′t have to walk no more

And if I ever lose my mouth
All my teeth, north and south
Yes, if I ever lose my mouth
Oh, if, I won't have to talk …


Today is Thursday, the 17th of October 2024.

The Eagles are coming! The Eagles are coming!

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"Bromford Song"

What about sunrise?
What about rain?
What about all the things
That you said we were to gain?

What about killing fields?
Is there a time?
What about all the things
That you said was yours and mine?

Did you ever stop to notice
All the blood we′ve shed before?
Did you ever stop to notice
This crying Bromford, these weeping shores?

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh


What have we done to the world?
Look what we've done
What about all the peace
That you pledge your only son?

What about flowering fields?
Is there a time?
What about all the dreams
That you said was yours and mine?

Did you ever stop to notice
All the children dead from war?
Did you ever stop to notice
This crying Bromford, these weeping shores?

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I used to dream
I used to glance beyond the stars
Now I don′t know where we are
Although I know we've drifted far


Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Hey, what about yesterday?
(What about us?)
What about the seas?
(What about us?)
The heavens are falling down
(What about us?)
I can't even breathe
(What about us?)

What about apathy?
(What about us?)
I need you
(What about us?)
What about nature′s worth?
(Ooh)
It′s our planet's womb
(What about us?)

What about animals?
(What about it?)
We′ve turned kingdoms to dust
(What about us?)
What about elephants?
(What about us?)
Have we lost their trust
(What about us?)

What about crying whales?
(What about us?)
We're ravaging the seas
(What about us?)
What about forest trails?
(Ooh)
Burnt despite our pleas
(What about us?)

What about the holy land?
(What about it?)
Torn apart by creed
(What about us?)
What about the common man?
(What about us?)
Can′t we set him free
(What about us?)

What about children dying?
(What about us?)
Can't you hear them cry?
(What about us?)
Where did we go wrong?
(Ooh)
Someone tell me why
(What about us?)

What about baby boy?
(What about it?)
What about the days?
(What about us?)
What about all their joy?
(What about us?)
What about the man?
(What about us?)

What about the crying man?
(What about us?)
What about Abraham?
(What about us?)
What about death again?
(Ooh)
Do we give a damn?

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh


























"Bromford"

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Hey, Bromford, oh, Bromford

Bromford, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill
A girl who wants my kisses and my arms
A girl with all the charms of you
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Bromford, make her fair
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brightest stars up in the skies
And place them in her eyes for me
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Bromford, goddess of love that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can′t be too great a task


Bromford, if you do
I promise that I always will be true
I'll give her all the love I have to give
As long as we both shall live
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Bromford, goddess of love that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can′t be too great a task

Bromford, if you do
I promise that I always will be true
I'll give her all the love I have to give
As long as we both shall live
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Hey, Bromford, oh, Bromford
Make my wish come true
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)



Monday, October 14, 2024

Bromford and Okapi - Part 5

 

»Seriously, dude?«

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Today is Monday, the 14th of October 2024.

Saturday, October 12, 2024

Bromford and Okapi - Part 4


»Animal?«

»But is it an animal? Or is it a plane? Or more like an unknown flying object? Or is it just click bait with a glossing over picture of yourself with an unrealistically young and muscular and as well slim body of yours, dude?«

»I am only addressing you as animal, llama. And I am kind of wondering. The atrificial intelligence created a very natural and lifelike picture of me. But does the AI know what an okapi is and what it looks like?«

»What is an okapi, dude? Some kind of dog?«

»The okapi or Okapia johnstoni, also known as the forest giraffe, Congolese giraffe and zebra giraffe, is an artiodactyl mammal that is endemic to the northeast Democratic Republic of the Congo in central Africa. However, non-invasive genetic identification has suggested that a population has occurred south-west of the Congo River as well. It is the only species in the genus Okapia. Although the okapi has striped markings reminiscent of zebras, it is most closely related to the giraffe. The okapi and the giraffe are the only living members of the family Giraffidae.«

»Sounds confusing to me, even as a member of the artiodactyl mammal family. Is it a giraffe? Is it a zebra? I can understand that the AI is confused. And I still think this picture is click baiting. What comes next, dude? Are you going to take of your too tight west and post some topless pics?«

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Today is Saturday, the 12th of October 2024.